Archive for October, 2005

Constitution of Vanhood.

The following scripture outlines codes, conduct, rules, regulations, responsibilities, clarification, and definition of Vanhood.
Being a Van
Minimum Requirement: In order to even possibly be considered a “Van”, a person’s last name begin with “V – A – N”. This is typically followed by a capital consonant; such as VanBergen, VanSoest, or VanLandschoot. This is only [...]

Posted on October 29, 2005 at 12:01 pm by Vanberge · Permalink · 3 Comments
In: Misc

Crash.

Ive been driving for 9 years. I’ve never had a ticket. Never had a fender bender. Perfectly clean driving record.
Stopped at a blinkin red light, awaiting a left turn… I see an opening, start to hit the gas… Oh, wait, im in neutral still. Woops. Put it in first, [...]

Posted on October 15, 2005 at 11:38 am by Vanberge · Permalink · Leave a comment
In: Journal

Wth is wrong with me

I feel that i am typically very good at looking at myself from a different perspective… That meaning, i dont have problems critisizing myself when i see something that needs it. Well, i am in desperate need of some criticism. A couple months ago, all i wanted in life was a nice new [...]

Posted on October 3, 2005 at 7:28 pm by Vanberge · Permalink · Leave a comment
In: Journal