Archive for October, 2005
Constitution of Vanhood.
The following scripture outlines codes, conduct, rules, regulations, responsibilities, clarification, and definition of Vanhood.
Being a Van
Minimum Requirement: In order to even possibly be considered a “Van”, a person’s last name begin with “V – A – N”. This is typically followed by a capital consonant; such as VanBergen, VanSoest, or VanLandschoot. This is only [...]
Crash.
Ive been driving for 9 years. I’ve never had a ticket. Never had a fender bender. Perfectly clean driving record.
Stopped at a blinkin red light, awaiting a left turn… I see an opening, start to hit the gas… Oh, wait, im in neutral still. Woops. Put it in first, [...]
Wth is wrong with me
I feel that i am typically very good at looking at myself from a different perspective… That meaning, i dont have problems critisizing myself when i see something that needs it. Well, i am in desperate need of some criticism. A couple months ago, all i wanted in life was a nice new [...]