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  • Vanberge 10:07 am on November 18, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: lol, lyrics,   

    “Better Come Much Bigger Than This” 

    “Oh, ok… Thanks for the email. Let me sign right up”

    Newp!

     
    • FLO 4:02 pm on November 18, 2011 Permalink

      What a pathetic email.

    • Burgetta 9:20 pm on December 28, 2011 Permalink

      “I’d like to come back”

    • Vanberge 1:56 pm on December 29, 2011 Permalink

      FYI netflix has sent me 2 more of these emails.

  • Vanberge 9:28 am on November 26, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: jja, lol,   

    LoRD Sheer Death Knight 

    Who would you like to attack?

    (full or PARTIAL name)
    NAME: jjafuller

    You mean jjafuller? [Y] Y

    You enter jjafullers room…He is sleeping.
    You notice he has a dangerous looking Wans’s Weapon by his bed..
    Are you sure you want to attack him?

    Attack jjafuller [Y] :Y

    Being a trained warrior, he jumps up suddenly, aware of your
    presence!

    **PLAYER FIGHT**

    You have encountered jjafuller!!

    Your skill allows you to get the first strike.

    Your Hitpoints : 549
    jjafuller’s Hitpoints : 784

    (A)ttack
    (S)tats
    (R)un

    (D)eath Knight Attack (2)

    Your command, Vanberge? [A] : D

    In a situation like this, you need every advantage you can get.

    ** ULTRA POWERFUL MOVE **

    In a spectacular move, you drive your weapon up between jjafuller’s
    legs. You grin as your Able’s Sword crunches noisily.

    You hit jjafuller for 608 damage!

    ** jjafuller hits with his Wans’s Weapon for 85 damage! **

    Your Hitpoints : 464
    jjafuller’s Hitpoints : 176

    (A)ttack
    (S)tats
    (R)un

    (D)eath Knight Attack (1)

    Your command, Vanberge? [A] : D

    In a situation like this, you need every advantage you can get.

    ** ULTRA POWERFUL MOVE **

    After exchanging blows & blocks for nearly a minute, jjafuller
    gets too fancy, and as a result an attempt to jump a low swing results
    in the severing of your enemy’s left leg. His remaining leg slips in
    blood.

    You hit jjafuller for 476 damage!

    Ernest has finally learned his lesson it seems.

    You have killed jjafuller!

    You receive 0 gold, and 815113 experience!

    You also find 1 Gems!

    Say something to the press? [N] : Y

    Share your feelings now.. (Max 50 char!)
    Max
    ^
    “`#And Shepherds we shall be…

    (H)appy
    (S)ad
    (M)oaning
    (C)ursing
    (E)ffing Mad

    Your emotional state? [H] :S

    “And Shepherds we shall be…” Vanberge declares sadly.

     
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